trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

me and my ogre gf

vixxtoobomb:

me: babe i love you

gf: get out of my swamp

mareeps:

once at my school this guy who had really long hair came in the next day with most of it cut out and nobody recognized him so a rumour went around that he died

juneauwhat:

the year is 2088.  there is only one tree left.   the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees

diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

image

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

clannyphantom:

im not hot enough to have this much emotional baggage

dicklover3001:

dicklover3000:

i am the biggest dick lover of them all

not so fast

diabeteswithowls:

"he or she" …they?

"he/she" they

"(s)he" thEY

sapphicnymph:

leaving Laverne Cox off of the Time top 100 despite the overwhelming support she received is an act of violence and erasure towards trans women

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